Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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