She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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