I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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