Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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