i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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