called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Everclear isn't food dammit
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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