Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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