Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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