I smell stomach acid.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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