I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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