Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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