so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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