dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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