he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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