so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
this will be a night to untag.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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