Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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