BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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