So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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