i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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