I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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