I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
you're hired as official boob wrangler
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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