I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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