Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
false alarm. still invincible.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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