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(636): View more from Missouri

Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.

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(361): View more from Texas

Boobs. All I remember is boobs.

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(949): View more from California

so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.

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(315): View more from New York

No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.

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