was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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