you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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