is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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