The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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