Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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