This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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