the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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