She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Text me some of your sweat
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