He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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