i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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