I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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