apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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