no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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