the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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