No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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