gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Its about making memories worth repressing
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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