I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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