Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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