Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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