WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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