and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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