im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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