Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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