okay pat passed out under dana's car
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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