How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I will be naked everywhere
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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