Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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