im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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