Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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