Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Small penises have feelings too.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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