he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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