I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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