bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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