this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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